"I thought I would highlight the rising levels of obesity with the use of a pie chart." ---- Dr Stunata (ET professor)
Give a Nigerian a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to phish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
My wife brought me a McDonald's Big Mac today. "Oh, I can't eat anything Fatty." I said. "Come on, this one thing won't effect your diet." She replied. "No, I just mean I'm full," I said back.
Ever watch a movie & halfway through you realize it sucks but you stay with it since you've already put time into it? Welcome to marriage.