Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. A man has been found guilty of overusing commas.
    The judge has given him a very long sentence.
     
    #8691     Mar 11, 2011
  2. Hahaha! That made me laugh! It really looks like a pacman! :D
     
    #8692     Mar 11, 2011
  3. "I thought I would highlight the rising levels of obesity with the use of a pie chart."

    ---- Dr Stunata (ET professor):cool:
     
    #8693     Mar 11, 2011
  4. Give a Nigerian a fish and he will eat for a day.

    Teach him how to phish and he will eat for the rest of his life.
     
    #8694     Mar 11, 2011
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Just don't let her put you in a comma :)
     
    #8695     Mar 11, 2011

  6. :p
     
    #8696     Mar 11, 2011
  7. fhl

    fhl

    I think tsunamis are just swell.
     
    #8697     Mar 11, 2011
  8. My wife brought me a McDonald's Big Mac today.

    "Oh, I can't eat anything Fatty." I said.

    "Come on, this one thing won't effect your diet." She replied.

    "No, I just mean I'm full," I said back.
     
    #8698     Mar 11, 2011
  9. Ever watch a movie & halfway through you realize it sucks but you stay with it since you've already put time into it?

    Welcome to marriage.
     
    #8699     Mar 12, 2011
  10. Welcome to the hotel california
     
    #8700     Mar 12, 2011