Anybody remember Murray Langston, better known as "The Unknown Comic"?? Around ten years ago, I was in Las Vegas, and as a rated gambler, I could go anywhere Gratis. Lots of great shows, but I ended up in the sleazy Holiday Inn because Murray was there. We sat on those cheasy HI chairs, and it was great. A classic I remember from the "Gong Show", circa 1976 "Ayyyy, my Uncle just rented an apartment over the bank. Now his ass sets over 10 milliion dollars." Well, lo and behold, whateverthehell that means..... lookee here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj3Q9l9Ivng pure Burlesque Schtick.
Ayyyy, my first wife was so fat,.......... ayyyyy when she danced, the band skipped..... badabing. Ayyyye I'm killing me here.
Too Fat Polka http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1R7591WyFg Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy, I get numbo When I'm dancing With my jum, jum jumbo I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me She's a twosome, She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me Can she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, no Can she dance a quadrill? No, no, no, no, no Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a brute Could she possibly Sit upon my knee? No, no, no Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too Fat She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me
she butters aspirin. Doesn't high dive, just walks out on the board and lowers herself into the water. by the way, Chris Rock has a GREAT routine about rotund Black Women, who ain't stayin' home on Saturday night. I"ll try to find it for you but one of the great punch lines in it is, "girlllllll you got a gut. " "Yeah, but there's some good pussy under this gut. I"m going out."
Lol, that is the one line I always remembered when first heard it. "Underneath this big fat belly is some mighty fine pussy"
HAMLET Lady, shall I lie in your lap? Lying down at OPHELIA's feet OPHELIA No, my lord. HAMLET I mean, my head upon your lap? OPHELIA Ay, my lord. HAMLET Do you think I meant country matters? (cunt entry) OPHELIA I think nothing, my lord. HAMLET That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs. OPHELIA What is, my lord? HAMLET Nothing.
I remember the line from a Rodney Dangerfield movie, he was trying to date a teacher. He asks "Can we go to lunch Tuesday" She replied "No, I have class that day." "How about Wednesday"? "Sorry, I have class that day too." Rodney says "Well, call me sometime when you ain't got no class."
They always were the more funner girls. Had to be Sally Kellerman in "Back to School". "How did such a degenerate become an Officer in the United States Army?" "He was drafted".