Jokes 2

A Great Oldie

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And Another One

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Even funnier since Destry was on a few nights ago. This is nuts on Dietrich. Perfect.

 

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.

Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

 

Which Reminds Me...

"Give a man some fire and he'll be warm for a few minutes. Set a man on fire, and he'll be very hot for the rest of his life..."

 

Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day.

Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life.

Give an octopus nunchucks, and no-one's eating fish ever again.

 

Give a man a pair of fishnet stockings and
all he does is eat, drink and be Mary.

 

When I was a kid, I asked my mom, "Mom, what's a transvestite?"

She said, "That's your father, I'm over here."

 

lol that's a good one!

 

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