Jokes 2

'Daddy where did my little brother come from?' he asked.

I told him, winking at my wife, 'the stork, son'.

He asked, 'Who fucked the stork?'

 

My wife text me the other day, she said "I Just found out I've lost 4 lbs! What are you doing? <3"

I replied "Fucking Nora. And well done for losing weight"

 

http://cincinnati.com/blogs/noreall...k-ice-cream-confiscated-amid-hepatitis-fears/

I don't know how it tastes, but I love the cute containers it comes in.

 

Those Brits: A Funny Beefeater

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So, why cant i see these pictures or whatever youve posted? something isnt set on my puter.

 

It's not your computer, Yannis posts are existential. You got to believe, feel that it's there. Say it.. say it... thanks Yannis for the video, the laughter, can you see it now. We with ya man, we'll help you..did you bring ID with you. some of his stuff....oiy

 

I am puzzled to hear this too, and thus have embarked on a ruminative epoch to ascertain if this reflects some kind of metaphysical allegory of the existential hyponym.

 

Q: How many squares are there in chess?
A: Two, plus the spectators

 

I went out to eat with a chess player, our tablecloth was red and white"checked squares". I asked him to pass the salt...that took 15 minutes.

 

I went through airport security today, 'Is everything okay?' I said

He said, 'You might want to have that mole on your ass checked.'