"'Psychic Wins Lottery' wouldn't mean shit. I personally am waiting for the headline that says: 'Psychic asked to stop buying lottery tickets'."
What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat â especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
What did the gay wicked witch say in the Mexican version of the Wizard of Oz? Swallow the Yellow Thick Load.
My wife was talking to our 16 year old son in his bedroom, when I suddenly heard her say, " You're fucking Dorothy!" I sat back and thought 'thats my boy' and filled my head with images of what his girlfriend would look like. A few moments later she walked into the room and said. " You know the school is doing the Wizard of Oz this year?" I was about to reply that I did and that I thought it was great if our son had got himself a girlfriend but never got a chance when I saw him standing in the doorway in a blue dress and his hair in pigtails. I screamed, "You're fucking Dorothy!"
Obama steps forward, 'Well........., I.......I think I need a brain.' 'Uhmnnn Next! ' says the Wizard.