When me and my brother were younger, our dad used to beat us and rape us . . we managed to get revenge back though by sexually assualting his older brother . .
Too long and complicated for me. I'm short on memory and time. How can you tell when a woman climaxes? Who cares? How many men does it take to clean a toilet? 0. It's a woman's job. Woman goes into a sex shop looking for a dildo. She sees a monster in stainless steel, just glistening it 's polished so fine. She wants it. The clerk won't sell it, but the woman insists. Guy goes home, his wife asks how his day was. He says, "pretty slow. Then, I sell this broad my thermos for five large.........." Blond cop pulls over a blond speeder. " You were speeding. show me your license. " "What's that"? says our heroine. Cop says "should be in your wallet. It's, oh-so big, has your picture on it." Blondie fumbles through her wallet, sees her reflection in the compact mirror she carries, and hands it to the cop. Cop looks at it, says, "Oh, I didn't know you were a cop. You can go." mmmmmmm oh. Naked broad climbs in a taxi. Cabbie looks in the mirror. "Lady. How you gonna pay me? I can see you ain't got no money." She spreads her legs, and gesters in the general direction of her pubic mound Cabbie says, "got anything smaller?"
Awesome posts people. Here's something worth looking at. I just did the first one (LAX) full screen with sound cranking and it rocked. http://www.cnn.com/2011/TRAVEL/02/09/cockpit.view.videos.youtube/index.html?hpt=C2
Sobering information... Doctors A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171 Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .0000188 Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT Almost everyone has at least one doctor. This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Out of concern for the public at large, We withheld the statistics on Lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention!