Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Everyone who argued against the protests in Egypt are in denial.
     
    #8421     Jan 29, 2011
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    No crocodile tears about Egypt, right?

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    They are all hungry for all the sand-which-is there!

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    A German, an Englishman, and an Egyptian went to an art museum and were spending some time in front of the painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden. After observing the painting for a while an intrigued observer asked the 3 gentlemen where they thought Adam and Eve's origins could be from. The German said: Look at the perfection of their bodies. She with her slender and well formed figure and he with that athletic body and bulging muscles. There is no doubt they must be of German origin. Shaking his head in disagreement, the Englishman comments: It can't be! Note the serenity on their faces, their delicate poise, the sobriety in their gestures. They could only be English. After a few more seconds of contemplation and then the Egyptian exclaims: "I do NOT agree with ANY of your theories! Look closer: they don't have clothes, they don't have shoes, & they don't even have shelter. ALL they have is ONE apple to eat and to top it all off it is prohibited! They are sad. They don't protest and they STILL think they are in Paradise!?? They are definitely Egyptians!

    :) :) :)
     
    #8422     Jan 29, 2011
  3. CNN News:

    "In Iran, meanwhile, Foreign Ministry spokesman Ramin Mehmanparast said Egyptian authorities should respect the demonstrators."
     
    #8423     Jan 29, 2011
  4. "Walk like an Egyptian".

    With a rubber bullet smashing into your crotch you'll be walking like John Wayne.
     
    #8424     Jan 29, 2011
  5. Indeed it does!:eek: :D
     
    #8425     Jan 29, 2011
  6. Coming soon to a street corner near you.

    I'll bet you there are some puckered assholes in DC. Or is Pelosi back in her home district.
     
    #8426     Jan 29, 2011
  7. TGregg

    TGregg

    Uh oh. Here come the Barney Frank jokes.
     
    #8427     Jan 29, 2011
  8. Men think about sex every 7 seconds.

    Which is why I eat hot dogs in under 6 seconds, ...

    so it doesn't get weird.
     
    #8428     Jan 29, 2011
  9. This Pole got married, but he was too dumb to know what to do on his wedding night.

    "For God's sake, Stan," said his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee."

    So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.
     
    #8429     Jan 30, 2011
  10. Humpy. I think we know how you got here:

    http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00622/beer_goggles_622180a.swf

    Oh, I know we all want to think we were conceived with soft lighting, classical music, a bit of wine, and candlelight. But, let's face it. To a large majority of the populace, chains, whips and spike collars are more the norm. Not that that's a bad thing.

    And actually. I like the fat chick. She's got spunk.

    And this is the NHS, the National Health Service in the UK. I'll bet their ad to avoid the clap is priceless.
     
    #8430     Jan 30, 2011