Know why the head of your dick is bigger than the shaft? That's nature's way of being sure your hand doesn't fly off and hit you in the face. Imagine. Uh oh ah oooo OW!!!!! Uh oh ah oooo OW!!!!! Uh oh ah oooo OW!!!!!
THERE ARE RIOTS IN EGYPT BECAUSE THE MEXICANS DECIDED TO INVADE AND TAKE ALL THE PUDDING FOR THEMSELVES BUT THE EGYPTIANS TOLD THEM TO GO IN THE PYRAMIDS SO THEY DID AND THEY TRAPPED THEM IN AND NOW THE PRESIDENT WANTS TO LET THEM OUT BUT THE PEOPLE TELL HIM THAT IF THEY ARE LET OUT THEY WILL STEAL ALL THE PUDDING! http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110127134938AA4LbyE
After six years in the writing my new text book on masturbating has finally been published! Well it's not really a text book more of a manual or a hand book.
A man walks into a library and says, "Have you got the book, How to Suck Yourself Off?" The librarian says, "Go down 2 floors, take a right and walk all the way down the corridor." "Why is that where the book is?" asks the man. "No." says the librarian, "That's where the line starts to borrow it."
You, who worry about Democrats versus Republicans--relax. Here is our real problem! In a Florida State University classroom, the students were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple. The candidate must be a natural-born citizen of at least 35 years of age. However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural-born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming President. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but then many jaws hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating "What makes a natural-born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?" Yup, these are the same kinds of 18-year-olds that are now voting in our elections! And they breed, and they walk Among US...
Fox just reported that , ".........egyptians are protesting high unemployment, low wages, and corruption." Irony lives.