John Kerry has a very colorful personality. He's green with envy and has a yellow streak down his back.
With most people, the left side of your brain does some things, and the right side does others. In Joe Biden's case, however, neither side seems to do a whole lot.
FDIC Friday..... stay tuned. The way this banking crisis is going there will only be two banks left. The Blood bank and the Sperm bank.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy clashed with Dimon at a later Davos session, telling him his portfolio had a large position in Lehman and besides "you never friended me on FB". Rivet rivet.
12:48 (Dow Jones) NYSE Euronext (NYX) issues âreminderâ notice to exchange members that gambling is prohibited on trading floor and âa criminal offense in New York.â Write your own punchline about the financial crisis or the markets in general, but NYSEâs regulation department warns further against using post computers for âgames of chanceâ or calling your bookie from the floor. âIf you have any questions about whether a particular activity is prohibited, you should consult with your firmâs compliance officer, senior manager, and/or legal counsel,â according to NYSE notice.
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