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You should always have a shit at work....

It saves toilet paper and the best thing of all is you get paid for it...

 

Investors have been nervously anticipating China's likely next step to tamp down inflation - namely a hike in interest rates ahead of the Lunar New Year holiday next week
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Sheesh, in America we have fomc, in china we have to wait for the lunar new year. Maybe a follow up with minutes of the lunar meeting.

watch out for those wabbits, westless wabbits.

Do they eat rabbits? Was rabbit on the state menu? lingity ling ling should have played "kill the rabbit opera, with my spear and magic helmet" @ the WH.

stay tuned

 

Obama to Hu with love.


http://www.spike.com/video/whats-opera-doc-kill/2725914

 

Jack LaLanne died. What chance do the rest of us have?

I'm having an eclair and a Marlbourough for breakfast.

 

I hear ya. Who wants to get all sweaty. eeewwwhhhh.

 

Fool people into thinking you're doing exercise by going offline for a few hours.

 

I got kicked out of exercise class because I pulled a groin muscle.

It wasn't mine.

 

I always enjoy my weekly exercise class, especially as I get a discount because I only sit and watch.

 

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

 

There should be a system like they had in the Middle Ages and again during the Civil War, where one could pay someone else to exercise for them and reap all the benefits