Jokes 2

"Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it's the name of one of Obama's kids." --Bill Maher

 

Which Reminds Me...

Q. What is the difference between Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama?
A. Jimmy was the worst President in the 20th Century.

 

Q. What is the Obama Administration's official term for Muslim terrorist?

A. The victim.

 

Hey Yannie Google Herbert Hoover

 

Obama hasn't almost been taken out by a Killer Rabbit:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carter_rabbit_incident

Yet, anyway.

 

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
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I made some coffee at 6:45 but I used 8 o'clock coffee, just not the same.

 

Steven Wright says:

"Once I made instant coffee in the microwave and almost went back in time."

 

Obama wants two new faces carved on Mount Rushmore. His.

 

The Obama administration wants a new simplified tax form that will be idiot proof. They'll test it out on Joe Biden.

 

Never wake a sleeping woman, because then she'll be awake.