Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    As the Grand Master Guru explained to his many followers who were attending his $1,500 seminar up on the Himalayas: "Nike is good... so is Puma... even Adidas... It all depends on what you want and what you can afford to pay... ..." :)
     
    #8311     Jan 14, 2011
  2. Reminds me when I asked my Dad where are the Himalayas?

    He said, "Son , If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them."
     
    #8312     Jan 14, 2011
  3. I've just played Monopoly: Credit Crunch Edition.

    Basically, the banker flushes all the money down the toilet at the start of the game.
     
    #8313     Jan 15, 2011
  4. As if states did not have enough on their plates getting their shaky finances in order, a new bill is coming due — from the federal government, which will charge them $1.3 billion in interest this fall on the billions they have borrowed from Washington to pay unemployment benefits during the downturn.

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    Sheesh, they could easly buy a power ball ticket.

    Have 50 cent pump a pension fund on twitter.

    Things ain't so bad, I found a five dollar bill in the wash yesterday.
     
    #8314     Jan 16, 2011
  5. At the moment I'm getting about as much action as my left hand
     
    #8315     Jan 17, 2011
  6. I went for a meal with my mom and dad. I ordered cock-a-leekie soup, followed by coq au vin, with spotted dick for dessert.

    My dad said, "Look son, we know you're gay. You don't have to emphasise it."

    I said, "Sorry dad. I just thought it would be funny to order food that sounded naughty."

    He said, "That doesn't bother me. I was talking about you wanking the waiter off while he took the orders."
     
    #8316     Jan 18, 2011
  7. Call us at the number whose digits translate into the name of the alcoholic beverage we’re not at all insinuating you were drinking when you fell off that ladder.


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    #8317     Jan 18, 2011
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    #8318     Jan 18, 2011
  9. <iframe title="YouTube video player" class="youtube-player" type="text/html" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-Eck-dlk0n4" frameborder="0"></iframe>
     
    #8319     Jan 18, 2011
  10. I don't post much here on jokes...better left to you experts (and thank you for doing so, seriously)....

    But, this is some funny stuff - the whole Vegas trading room was quoting and re-quoting all this, LOL.

    http://www.wimp.com/animalvoiceovers/

    Don :D
     
    #8320     Jan 18, 2011