Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. "We have changed our course 360 degrees since we were here last time." CEO of GM, Rick Wagoner, as he lobbies Congress for more bailout dollars.

    "A rich man's joke is always funny." Bernie Madoff
     
    #8301     Jan 13, 2011
  2. You da man Nut.

    Or is it "You da nut, man!"

    not too sure which but I know I enjoy the posts; the epitome of intellect at its finest
     
    #8302     Jan 13, 2011
  3. TGregg

    TGregg

    Coaching in the NFL is a bit more aggressive these days. . .

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    #8303     Jan 13, 2011
  4. Not at all.............



    A guy comes home from a business trip and finds his wife in bed, a nervous look on her face.

    He opens the closet to hang up his coat, and finds his best friend standing there, naked.

    Stunned, he says, "Nutmeg, what are you doing here?"

    Nutmeg shrugs and says, "Everybody's got to be someplace."
     
    #8304     Jan 13, 2011
  5. I heard that Iraq is going to help with the floods in Australia by sending over thousands of towels.

    It's the first thing they thought of off the top of their heads.
     
    #8305     Jan 14, 2011
  6. You know you need more fiber in your diet when you're using the wall for leverage.
     
    #8306     Jan 14, 2011
  7. AAaagghh! Stop it, stop it, stop it, LOL

    Don :p :D
     
    #8307     Jan 14, 2011
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    As Mahatma Gandhi said: "Take care!" :)
     
    #8308     Jan 14, 2011
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

  10. "Take care of your feet"

    ---- Forest Gump
     
    #8310     Jan 14, 2011