Jokes 2

Despite many stereotypes and common misconceptions, the French did not invent the game "Leapfrog"

I mean, they never want to get to the front, they just sit at the back looking useful.

 

"Now that doesn't look like a fridge"

Thought the cucumber.

 

The difference between an Irish wedding and funeral?

One less drunk at the funeral.

 

Unmarried, catholic Irish girl is pregnant. Her father is distraught.

"Are you sure you're the mother?" he asks.

 

You know, in the early 70's, I was with this hippie chick, and we had a garden. I used to let her harvest the cukes. She only brought me the little ones. I thought it was bad soil.

She left me for a Produce Manager at Shopright.

 

The wheel barrow was invented to teach the Irish to walk upright.

 

I dream of a better tomorrow... One where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

 

Know why Scotsmen wear kilts?

`Cuz sheep can hear zippers.

 

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After years of being in the closet my brother finally decided to come out.

We were so relieved; we thought he'd been murdered by a paedophile.