Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. OMG! 12 Inches!

    But enough about me, did you see the snow yesterday?
     
    #8231     Dec 28, 2010
  2. If history is any guide whoever Obama picks for his new economic advisor, hope he mans up and refuses to take the job. lmao.

    Obama sighs, relents and chooses a Harvard professor. They never turn down a govt job.
     
    #8232     Dec 28, 2010
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Army statisticians are now attempting to determine how far away a standard deviation is from a normal soldier.
     
    #8233     Dec 28, 2010
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    A tough, old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.

    He left four children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great grandchildren, 10 great great grandchildren and a 50 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.
     
    #8234     Dec 28, 2010
  5. Archaeologists Have Found the Worlds Oldest Globe in Israel.

    It's flat.
     
    #8235     Dec 28, 2010
  6. I was telling the wife that an old bloke on a tractor went past shouting 'the end of the World is upon us'.

    She said, 'that sounds like Farmer Geddon'
     
    #8236     Dec 29, 2010
  7. Read this one 10 minutes ago, and I'm still chuckling ....
    Thanks!
     
    #8237     Dec 29, 2010
  8. "Derivatives Clearing Group Decides Against Registration"

    I wonder if the Pope knows about this.
    :cool:
     
    #8238     Dec 29, 2010
  9. Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too. i think this one will be part of the family lexicon.
     
    #8239     Dec 29, 2010
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    And, let's not forget Bible's greatest comedian, Samson - the one who brought the house down!

    :) :) :)
     
    #8240     Dec 29, 2010