I'm going to be watching "Imam Bob" Sitcom about three imams who live on a tiny island in the Persian Gulf. This week, Imam Dhuga'il accidentally burns down the mosque, while Imam Jakh is stoned to death for drinking alcohol.
My son asked for a weird Christmas present, but it was cheap, so I didn't mind. What the fuck does he want with an eggs box?
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I've been married to 2 Italian women. Holiday meals. Turkey with spaghetti and meatballs. Ham with spaghetti and meatballs. Roast beef with spaghetti and meatballs Leg of Lamb with spaghetti an meatballs Pork Roast with spaghetti anf meatballs Spaghetti & meatballs with Baked ziti.
An Italian buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced "a typical Italian " baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" was heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical Italian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeenpounds," The bartender is puzzled, concerned, "Why? What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth." The Italian father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans in to the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."
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I found what looked like an old Roman coin with my metal detector today. As I was examining it a little closer this American guy said "Can you let me through I'm going to miss my flight, and put that dime back in my pocket."
After showing my friend that my 3 year old son can count to 5, he asked "can he count higher" So I gave him a toot on my bong and told him to try again.