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Did you guys see all the deragotory web site on Bank of America? Imagine being hired and the boss sez, part of your benefit package we have purchased these domain names. CEONutmegsucks.com CEOnutmegblows.com Bofanutmegsbitesabigone.com Probably would make you feel pretty good about taking the job.
I always thought there was nothing worse than sitting down on a freezing cold toilet seat. Until I passed 'Hairy Bob' on the way in to the bathroom and sat down on a warm seat.
PERFECT TRUCK I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs. Yesterday, some guy ran a red light And nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, 'Ass Hole!' Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, The President of The United States . . . ." Damn I love this truck!