The Army is an attractive occupational choice for many coming out of inner city schools. You get to travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them.
The National Center for Disease Control recently did a survey on men who have tried a Camel. They found that nine out of ten of them preferred women.
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A man returns to his home after a day at the office to find his wife sobbing uncontrollably. âWhatâs the matter?â he asks. âRemember before we were married?â she replies. âThat evening my father found us making love in your car? My father told me that Iâd shamed him so much that unless I married you immediately heâd see to it that I went to prison for 25 years!ââ âYes, I remember! But why are you so upset?â he asks. âToday is the day I would have been released!â
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