Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    The Army is an attractive occupational choice for many coming out of inner city schools.

    You get to travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people, and kill them.
     
    #8141     Dec 11, 2010
  2. fhl

    fhl

    The National Center for Disease Control recently did a survey on men who have tried a Camel.

    They found that nine out of ten of them preferred women.
     
    #8142     Dec 11, 2010
  3. ......?
     
    #8143     Dec 11, 2010
  4. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb98/batdog295/AliceKramden.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #8144     Dec 11, 2010
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    #8145     Dec 11, 2010
  6. Picaso

    Picaso

    :D LOL
     
    #8146     Dec 11, 2010
  7. I've only faked an orgasm once, when I was being mugged.

    That scared him off.
     
    #8147     Dec 11, 2010
  8. A man returns to his home after a day at the office to find his wife sobbing uncontrollably.

    “What’s the matter?” he asks.

    “Remember before we were married?” she replies. “That evening my father found us making love in your car? My father told me that I’d shamed him so much that unless I married you immediately he’d see to it that I went to prison for 25 years!””

    “Yes, I remember! But why are you so upset?” he asks.

    “Today is the day I would have been released!”
     
    #8148     Dec 12, 2010
  9. When life hands you..... Citric Acid (provides tartness), Potassium Citrate (controls acidity), Maltodextrin (from corn), Aspartame* (sweetener), Magnesium Oxide (prevents caking), contains less than 2% of Natural Flavor, Lemon Juice Solids, Acesulfame Potassium (sweetener), Artificial Color, Yellow 5 Lake, BHA (preserves freshness)
    *Phenylketonurics: Contains Phenylalanine


    make lemonade.
     
    #8149     Dec 12, 2010
  10. You know you're in Amerika
     
    #8150     Dec 12, 2010