The local vet was pulled over & asked ",have you had anything to drink today?" . "Only two beers" he replied. "But you have tested high range", can you explain why?"said the policeman." 'I'm talking dog beers" said the vet.
A police officer stopped me last night and asked me to take a breathalizer test. I wouldn't mind, but I was walking home with the wife at the time.
That might have been a comment on the appearance of the Mrs. Actually, in my younger days, this would have been a tremendous public service. "Uh, kid, do you really want to take her home?" FUI would carry fines and some jail time. Would clean up the gene pool, too. What's Rodney say? "When you get to drinking, you put me places we've never before: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djYz6p3i-t0
Does anybody know how to stop these "enlarge your penis" emails? I'm currently getting about 10 a day, 8 of which are from my girlfriend........
So I was getting into my car, and this guy says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
The Fed Has a $110 Billion Problem with New Benjamins Officials have mixed views on what caused the problem, and who is responsible for it. "This is not about assigning blame," said one. But another person familiar with the matter said finger-pointing has already begun and the consensus is "blame Bush". The redesigned bills are the first $100 bills to feature Treasury Secretary Tim Geithnerâs signature are are all fucked up just like him according to a spokesperson at the Bureau of Engraving and Printing who wished to remain anonymous. http://www.cnbc.com/id/40521684