Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. I was coming home last week , and then I turned into my driveway .

    Then after that , I gave up my profession as a magician .
     
    #8041     Nov 19, 2010
  2. Throughout my young life, I had never found love. And then I met my wife.

    But still no luck.
     
    #8042     Nov 20, 2010
  3. Face it, I'm addicted to gambling. I must be.

    I can't think of any other reason why I got married.
     
    #8043     Nov 20, 2010
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    The other day I was driving home from the grocery store and going fast enough to not pay attention to my rear view mirror - until the cop fired up his siren. We pulled over and he approached my window.

    "Why didn't you stop when I lit up my lights?" He asked.

    "Well, my wife ran off with a cop," I replied. "And I thought you might have been him. I was scared to death that you were bringing her back!"
     
    #8044     Nov 20, 2010
  5. Playing "Airport" at my house tonight.

    She has to pat me down before I get to board.
     
    #8045     Nov 20, 2010
  6. Airport Security Solution
     
    #8046     Nov 20, 2010
  7. Humpy

    Humpy

    The human rights do-gooders ( friends of terrorists) would object

    :D
     
    #8047     Nov 21, 2010
  8. Humpy

    Humpy

    A young brunette goes into the boss's office and says that she suffers great pain whenever she trades.
    "Impossible," says the boss. "Show me."
    She takes her finger and brings up a chart and screams in agony.
    She pushes her finger to put in the amount of the trade and screams, slaps the entry key and screams.
    Everytime she touches the keyboard makes her scream.
    The boss says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
    She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
    "I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
     
    #8048     Nov 21, 2010
  9. Hooti

    Hooti

    Once was a man was a trader

    thought he could make it with a fader

    but his market did tank
    and he lost all his swank

    so he's back to McDonald's day laber....

    [please forgive me, I'm trying to get thru my first 5 posts so I can edit my first post so as to TRY to put a chart picture into a post
    which is the only way I've read to do that...
    as to the editing, they put me in hold for the first post, and you can only edit for the first 30 min
    and so on!
    Perhaps there is something funny in that? And it fits in this thread?
    Hummmm.
    If can post a chart, then I can maybe start a journal -- yea!]
     
    #8049     Nov 21, 2010
  10. TSA bumper sticker:

    We've handled more balls than Barney Frank.
     
    #8050     Nov 24, 2010