Thanks for that....as a "grand" dad with a 5 year old grand son, Ethan, and I have occasional heart pains, I'm thinking..."what would Ethan do" LOL. Don
A man goes to the doctor with a swollen leg. After a careful examination, the doctor gives the man a pill big enough to choke a horse. "I'll be right back with some water," the doctor tells him. The doctor has been gone a while and the man loses patience. He hobbles out to the drinking fountain, forces the pill down his throat and gobbles down water until the pill clears his throat. He hobbles back into the examining room. The doctor comes back with a bucket of warm water. "Ok, after the tablet dissolves, soak that leg for at least 30 minutes."
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I do that joke with my dentures in the ear of my kids. Leave your dentures loose, cover your mouth, clack them, then a couple pow pow's and I have them guess what that was.
My friend asked me, "What would you do if you came home to find a man in bed with your wife?" I replied, "I'd break his white cane and kick his dog."
Then, there's the version where the husband apologizes for the interruption, stuffs some clothes into his suitcase, thanks the man and drives off into the sunset...