MSNBC NEWS: Ten year old Chinese boy survives a 20-story fall. A hospital spokesman said it may be several weeks before the boy can return to his job as window washer.
I had the most beautiful male springer spaniel you could hope for. That dog was more fun, had more spunk.....the day I put him down, I lost some of me. But, oh, the laughs. He was neutered, but it didn't matter. A new neighbor came over, and was sitting in a big comfy armchair. She stood up and said, "well, I should be going, and that bastard jumped in the chair, wrapped his paws around her waist, and started humping her. She was sorta cute. That boy did have taste. I just said, "Well, Pam, welcome to the neighborhood." She left, I patted his head, and gave him a biscuit. Because, I'm pretty sure, if you cut my balls off, I'm not humping much of anything. You know, as a I recall, she kept bringing him presents, wanted to take him for a walk. Hmmmmmm. And she never gave me the time of day.
One day I was changing a lightbulb when I heard a "knock, knock" at the door. I answered with a "who's there?" and on the doorstep was Nutmeg, Dr Stunata and a Polish guy. We crossed the road and walked into a bar. Then I realised my life was just one big joke.
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If a fire station can go up in flames, and a plumbing company can go down the drain, can a prostitute get layed off?