Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes..
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    3. You have more wives than teeth.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
    10. You pray to Allah, but he brings earthquakes & floods upon your ass.
    You may be a Islamic terrorist
     
    #8001     Nov 11, 2010
  2. fhl

    fhl

    I was driving through Massachusetts. Had a little too much to drink.
    Cop pulled me over and took me in. Had to go before the judge.

    Judge says " do you know what you get for driving under the influence in this state?"

    I said " I don't know. Re-election to the Senate?"
     
    #8002     Nov 11, 2010
  3. Nader couldn't get an iinterview with Cramer so ....

    Wearing the same unpressed suit




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    #8003     Nov 11, 2010
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Next Season on Dancing with the Stars...

    [​IMG]

    :) :) :)
     
    #8004     Nov 12, 2010
  5. fhl

    fhl

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    #8005     Nov 12, 2010
  6. fhl

    fhl

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    #8006     Nov 12, 2010
  7. fhl

    fhl

  8. The wise man can imitate the clown, the clown cannot imitate the wiseman.

    ----Nutfucius

    (or Megfucius) can't decide.
     
    #8008     Nov 13, 2010
  9. They say there's no such thing as stupid questions.

    With the exception of course, of "Does my ass look big in this?"
     
    #8009     Nov 13, 2010
  10. General Motors IPO: Ignore Ralph Nader!
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    ohhhh.. what about Ali G?
     
    #8010     Nov 13, 2010