1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Islamic terrorist 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.. You may be a Islamic terrorist 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Islamic terrorist 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Islamic terrorist 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Islamic terrorist 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Islamic terrorist 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Islamic terrorist 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Islamic terrorist 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Islamic terrorist 10. You pray to Allah, but he brings earthquakes & floods upon your ass. You may be a Islamic terrorist
I was driving through Massachusetts. Had a little too much to drink. Cop pulled me over and took me in. Had to go before the judge. Judge says " do you know what you get for driving under the influence in this state?" I said " I don't know. Re-election to the Senate?"
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Telling crummy jokes is a .......brain disorder? http://bodyodd.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/11/12/5437135-no-pun-intended-joking-disease-is-no-joke Uh-oh
The wise man can imitate the clown, the clown cannot imitate the wiseman. ----Nutfucius (or Megfucius) can't decide.
They say there's no such thing as stupid questions. With the exception of course, of "Does my ass look big in this?"