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Going on my wishlist. Not the book. The huge penis. You're buying a copy, I know. What a hoot to leave that on a desk. Hit the "inside this book", and there's a measurement page. DO NOT buy this book used.
You forgot the Bill Clinton penis corkscrew on the same page! lol This shit has to be crafted by rogue Amazon employees. It's great!
http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Chicks-Douchebags-Jay-Louis/dp/141695788X/ref=pd_sim_b_21 Nut, I didn't know your wife was published.
I remember the first time I laid eyes on my wife. We were in a club, music blaring and both in a drunken mess. Our eyes met from across the room, a woman of such beauty you could only dream of. I built up my courage, approached her and we engaged in conversation. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, she told me she only has sex anally. Needless to say I soon put a ring on her finger. Imagine my disappointment when I realised that she said annually.