Nutmeg... some quick advice for you - Ask for size small when you get to the counter.... unless you are in France than ask for large.
You guys are going to have to work for this joke. Go to Google maps. Get directions from "Japan" to "China" using Google maps, and look at instruction number 43. lmao
I live in North Carolina. Would you like to go on a canoe trip? "Paddle faster... I think I hear banjos."
That rocks! But I don't know of a jet ski with a 782 km range. Don't they only hold a few gallons of fuel? Nice to see someone at Google has a sense of humor. I guess if you make a gazillion dollars per second in a company with massage, sushi and playgrounds all around, you find time to humor the planet with your power.
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the lady awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight. The mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."