Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. TGregg

    TGregg

    The other day I stopped at WalMart and bought a bird feeder and a couple boxes of rat poison. The cashier didn't even blink.
     
    #7901     Oct 26, 2010
  2. Baron

    Baron Administrator

    Life as a realtor in this market:

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    #7902     Oct 27, 2010
  3. Pumpkin pie anyone?
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    #7903     Oct 27, 2010
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    Yea, I get no respect.

    I have to post my picks in the joke forum

    I'm like the ground hog, coming out once a year, checking things out. Looks like SLM-PA might be an interesting long term.
     
    #7904     Oct 27, 2010
  5. Got this off the PPT newsletter. lmao:D j/k
     
    #7905     Oct 27, 2010
  6. NUTMEG:I'm like the ground hog, coming out once a year.

    I wish.:D

    Just kidding:D
     
    #7906     Oct 27, 2010
  7. Let'er rip.:eek:
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    #7907     Oct 27, 2010
  8. Ozzie Obourne health columnist for Rolling Stone.

    Dear Ozzie,

    Ever talk to your kids about drugs?

    "Yea" ...... "Can I have some?"
     
    #7908     Oct 27, 2010
  9. I was at bingo the other night, when the wife's number came up.

    She didn't win. She had a heart attack and died.
     
    #7909     Oct 27, 2010
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Bragging

    I don't want to brag or make anybody jealous or anything, but I can still fit into some of the socks I wore back in college...

    :) :) :)
     
    #7910     Oct 28, 2010