Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. So I was out the backyard mowing the dog shit and kids toys and accidently ran over some grass...
     
    #7861     Oct 18, 2010
  2. Ah, right you are. :D
     
    #7862     Oct 18, 2010
  3. In three weeks time people in California will vote on whether to legalize marijuana.

    In three weeks and one day thousands of stoners will be saying, "Fuck, that was yesterday we were supposed to vote?"
     
    #7863     Oct 19, 2010
  4. reminds me of the other day when i was kicked back sippin a cold one and watching my girlfriend... except there was alot of grass
     
    #7864     Oct 19, 2010
  5. Everybody in my town is scared to say anything wrong to the local optician.

    He's got contacts.
     
    #7865     Oct 20, 2010
  6. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://i1013.photobucket.com/albums/af260/3rdcoastfishing/Shroom.png?t=1279682574" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #7866     Oct 20, 2010
  7. fhl

    fhl

    Louisiana black man was found shot in the back 12 times.

    Worst suicide case the police had ever seen.
     
    #7867     Oct 20, 2010
  8. I got an 800 call this morning (gees I was fast on my feet with this one)

    "Hello Nutmeg, I'm not asking for a donation, what I am asking if you would consider mailing an invitation to 15 of your neighbors seeking a donation for cancer research"

    Me: "My neighbors hate me"

    "I'm sorry to hear that".

    (In my best jerky boy voice) I said, "My neighbors are a bunch of jealous pricks".

    Another "I'm sorry".

    I said "Look, if I mailed these out, my neighbors would throw them away or make snide comments to me when they see me in the store".

    The guy on the other end of the phone is dead silent.

    Now I lower my voice and quietly say, "It truly is a sad day for you and me."

    He said, "Well, thanks for your time."
     
    #7868     Oct 20, 2010
  9. "Now, how's he gonna read that magazine all rolled up like that...?" thought the spider.
     
    #7869     Oct 20, 2010
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    That's another good one :)
     
    #7870     Oct 21, 2010