Jokes 2

I ate indian food today and got the soup ass. And that ain't no joke.

 

When I was younger I always felt like I was a boy trapped in a woman's body.

However, that changed when I was born.

 

I am a boy trapped in a woman's body, and when I started typing this, she stopped snoring.

 

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics.

 

...and a little comb

 

That's some quality graphics and intellect there nut.

 

I have Alzheimers... LOL JK I have Alzheimers

 

Google streetview "walking the dog".