Jokes 2

LOL funny.

That's the bit about the caller to those playboy channels.....

"Ah kilt a girl looked a lot like you once."

 

"Who's your pimp"?

 

Yours is better.

 

Can I borrow your cell phone.? I'd llike to call your Mother and thank her.

 

"Can I borrow your cell phone.? I'd like to call your Mother and thank her."

"Can we call your mom for a threesome?"

Or.....

I wrote a piano score for a movie, would you like to see the movie?

 

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're tits are beautiful"

And an oldie:

Him: Hey sweetheart, you want to go to a party?
Her: Sure, where's it at??
Him: In your mouth..everyone's cumming.

 

Do you know how to use a whip?

 

A baby seal walks into a bar. "What can I get you?" asks the bartender. "Anything but Canadian Club,"

 

A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. "Got any ID?" asks the bartender. The Texan replies, "About what?"

 

You're so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.