Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

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    #7731     Sep 17, 2010
  2. Thanks again to the posters on here who bring humor into my life. It is appreciated!
     
    #7732     Sep 17, 2010
  3. Humpy

    Humpy

    here here

    If you are going to China - essential phrases to know

    That's not right...
    Sum Ting Wong

    Are you harboring a fugitive?...
    Hu Yu Hai Ding?

    See me ASAP...
    Kum Hia Nao

    Stupid Man...
    Dum Gai

    Small Horse...
    Tai Ni Po Ni

    Did you go to the beach?...
    Wai Yu So Tan?

    I bumped into a coffee table...
    Ai Bang Mai Ni

    I think you need a face lift...
    Chin Tu Fat

    It's very dark in here...
    Wai So Dim?

    I thought you were on a diet...
    Wai Yu Mun Ching?

    This is a tow away zone...
    No Pah King

    Our meeting is scheduled for next week...
    Wai Yu Kum Nao?

    Staying out of sight...
    Lei Ying Lo

    He's cleaning his automobile...
    Wa Shing Ka

    Your body odor is offensive...
    Yu Stin Ki Pu
     
    #7733     Sep 18, 2010
  4. You don't get out much, do ya?:D
     
    #7734     Sep 18, 2010
  5. I don't get in much. I hit this thread about a few times per month and read through a few pages and it gives me good, healthy laughs. Just letting the authors know it's appreciated.
     
    #7735     Sep 18, 2010
  6. I am going to a bachelor party tonight. My dad who is a first generation immigrant has no concept of a bachelor party. So, when I told him it's gonna be all guys there, he said that it's gay.

    He wasn't impressed when I respond to him in a straight face that the groom will have to give us all blow jobs for the last time.

    Seriously, we are going to gentlemen club with lot of hot babes!


    PA
     
    #7736     Sep 18, 2010
  7. Prince Charles in the news.

    "I happily talk to the plants and the trees, and listen to them. I think it's absolutely crucial," Charles tells Titchmarsh, adding that it all keeps him "relatively sane".
     
    #7737     Sep 18, 2010
  8. You guys can hope that he'll fall off the wagon sometime down the road.
     
    #7738     Sep 19, 2010
  9. I went into the little deli across from work for a sandwich. The woman behind the counter was looking a bit rough, so i said "Do you have a cold?"

    She replied "No, im still drunk, was out celebrating last night"

    I asked her what she was celebrating and she said "6 weeks on the wagon"
     
    #7739     Sep 19, 2010
  10. A man walks into a doctors and says
    "help me doc I got a real bad farting problem"
    The doctor says
    "ok I can help you one minute please"
    The doctor leaves the room and a few minutes later comes back in with a big stick
    The man says
    "what is that for!!"
    The doctor replies
    "to open a window it fuckin stinks in here!!!!"
     
    #7740     Sep 19, 2010