Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Great Video Clip

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7701     Sep 9, 2010
  2. fhl

    fhl

    1 The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

    CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
     
    #7702     Sep 9, 2010
  3. agree with you, Japanese have a good menu for each meal so their average age is higher than any other countries
     
    #7703     Sep 9, 2010
  4. Dogfish

    Dogfish

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    #7704     Sep 10, 2010
  5. fhl

    fhl


    :D :D :D
     
    #7705     Sep 10, 2010
  6. If you're burning a koran this weekend, light it with a bible.
     
    #7706     Sep 10, 2010
  7. #7707     Sep 10, 2010
  8. That is funny. This would make a good Ponzi scheme.

    Hasimoto who is 150 years old and presumed alive (but in reality is dead) is collecting benefits, his wife who is 140 years old and presumably alive (but dead) is cashing his checks. So on and so forth.......
     
    #7708     Sep 10, 2010
  9. No wonder the notion, 'the Japanese live longer', seemed a little too suspicious...
    http://longevity.about.com/od/healthyagingandlongevity/a/okinawan_aging.htm

    They had us all sold on Sushi....so could sell more fish :D
     
    #7709     Sep 10, 2010
  10. For those of you who don't think grammar is important...........

    capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and, well, you know.
     
    #7710     Sep 10, 2010