This "::.. :..: :.... :.:: " is Braille and spelt out = Bambi. Hence, I once knew a blind guy, don't know him anymore, turns out he was a she. lol .... ps. lol , not true I am not laughing nor am I out loud. in braille though lol = :..: :.... :.:: If you think this is true, meet me at the Brooklyn Bridge, bring money, I'll bring details.
They used to call me 'Porky' at school. I wasn't fat, I was caught fingering a pig. then I married her.
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Two Muslim mothers are sitting in the cafe chatting over a pint of goat's milk. The older of the moms pulls out her bag and starts flipping through pictures and reminiscing. This is my oldest son, Mohammed. He would be 24 now." The other mom replies, "I remember him as a baby." Mom says, "He's a martyr now." Oh, so sad, my dear." Mom flips to another picture. "And this is my second son, Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh I remember him. He had such curly hair when he was born." Mom sighs, "He's a martyr, too." "Oh gracious me," says the second mother. "And this is my third son. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18." the mom whispers. "Yes," says her friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He's a martyr also" Mom says, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photos and says, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"
The good news: Obama "is ready this week to give tax cuts to every American making $250,000 or less," Great news if you got a job. -------------------- Meanwhile back at the ranch... "Daddy fell into the well last week..." "My goodness!" the teacher exclaimed. "Is he all right?" "He must be," said the boy. "He stopped yelling for help yesterday.
Enough About The Muslims Let's look at the Chinese for a while... No traffic signs outside the inner cities? Traffic rules anyone? <object style="height: 344px; width: 425px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QESfEd180rQ?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QESfEd180rQ?version=3" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></object>