Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Fuld: Government Denied Lehman, but Helped Wall Street
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    The first thing out of Fuld's mouth when he met with Paulson was: "I've been a CEO a lot longer than you".

    Pretty fucking funny.
     
    #7671     Sep 1, 2010
  2. It was a dark and stormy night....

    Me and some friends were in a club the other night when the DJ played a song that went, "Put your hands up in the air, put your hands up in the air..." Pierre, looking angry, left without saying a word to anyone.
     
    #7672     Sep 1, 2010
  3. It was a dark and stormy night and all the light's were out, then there was a tap on the window. What a stupid place to put a tap.
     
    #7673     Sep 1, 2010
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    I didn't this one coming... :)
     
    #7674     Sep 1, 2010
  5. It was a dark and stormy night.
    The storm had come quickly

    and

    each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump.

    She looked
    across the room and admired his strong appearance...and

    wished that he would take her in his arms,
    comfort her and protect her

    from the storm.

    Suddenly,
    with a pop, the power went out...

    She screamed...

    He raced to the sofa
    where she was cowering.

    He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms.


    He knew this was a forbidden union and

    expected her to pull back.


    He was surprised when she didn't resist
    but instead clung to him.

    The storm raged on...

    They knew it was wrong...

    Their families would
    never understand.


    So consumed were they in their
    FEAR that they heard no opening of doors


    ... just the

    faint click of a camera......
     
    #7675     Sep 1, 2010
  6. [​IMG]
     
    #7676     Sep 1, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Cute

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7677     Sep 1, 2010
  8. [​IMG]

    A Chinese flag flies at Goldman Sachs New York headquarters.

    Somewhat funny.:D

    In a shar pei sort of way.
     
    #7678     Sep 3, 2010
  9. #7679     Sep 3, 2010
  10. Yannis

    Yannis

    Did You Say "Dance?"

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7680     Sep 3, 2010