Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    What Have Our Boys At Ford Been Up To Recently?

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7561     Aug 1, 2010
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    Greek Debt Song

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7562     Aug 1, 2010
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    Lizard Politician In The Making

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7563     Aug 3, 2010
  4. Guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He announces this is the PIG I've been banging! His wife looks at him and replies "That's not a pig it's a duck". The man says, "I wasn't talking to YOU!"

    LOL


    batta bing


    :D

    i wasn't talking to you ROFL!
     
    #7564     Aug 3, 2010
  5. Same joke, 45 years ago.

    Italian girl walking down the street with a pig under his arm. Guy says, "....where'd you get the pig"?

    Pig says, "won her in a raffle.".

    Italian girl gets a dildo from her boyfriend. Chipped a tooth.

    Yes, all you newly discriminated groups, Vietnamese, Latins, Mexicans......... we got out share in the day.
     
    #7565     Aug 3, 2010
  6. ok who is hiding nutmeg? you guys know you are not allowed to play with the same fucking toy, pun intended, for more than a few days..

    cough if up guys...:D
     
    #7566     Aug 3, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Good Dog Story

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7567     Aug 4, 2010
  8. Thanks Yannis. Good one.
     
    #7568     Aug 4, 2010
  9. Yannis

    Yannis

    The Family Tree Of Vincent Van Gogh:

    His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh
    The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh
    The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh
    The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh
    His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh
    His Mexican cousin ---------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh
    The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh
    The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh
    The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh
    The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh
    The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh
    The fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------------- Man Gogh
    An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh
    The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh
    A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh
    And his niece who travels the country in an RV ------- Winnie Bay Gogh

    ...

    I saw you smiling-----------------------------------------there ya Gogh!

    :) :) :)
     
    #7569     Aug 4, 2010
  10. Clinton Wedding:

    Saturday afternoon, while helping Chelsea put on her gown,
    Hillery asked, "So, have you had sex with Marc yet?"

    Chelsea said, "Not according to Dad"
     
    #7570     Aug 4, 2010