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I used to buy lottery tickets every week, Until I figured out that you could watch it on TV for free.
Doctor: The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have six months to live. Patient: But, doc, I can't pay off my medical bills in six months. Doctor: In that case, you have six months more.
Great NewYorker Cartoon A couple in bed, she turns to him with an annoyed look in her face: "Stop making that breathing sound!"
Police say 10 "angry women" detained an accused changing room peeper at a thrift store in East Tennessee until officers arrived. ------------------------- a second hand store in tennesee? shoot, they was all his cousins, cept for his 2 sisters. Thirft store women, well that explains it, they were afraid the peeper would have told everybody about thier genital warts. poke the pervs eyes out,,,,ever heard of an eye for an eye What a story! Think I'll pop the top off a Lowenbrau. It just doesn't get any better than this!
Made In Argentina <object style="height: 344px; width: 425px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Imc7yMY9amc"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Imc7yMY9amc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="425" height="344"></object>
"You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle." Bobby Bowden, Florida State football coach
"He [Obama] also pressed legislators to send him another proposal they omitted from the compromise financial package - a tax on big banks" Every solution to every problem has one common denominator - a new tax. "Now men, we may fuck up regulation like others who have gone before me, and there will be some unintended consequences but the important point is this new tax"
There really isn't any inflation. . . A few hundred years ago, some dude bought Manhattan from an Indian for $24. And to this day, you can still go there and buy a Manhattan for $24.