Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    For The Romantic Francophiles Among Us

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7461     Jun 24, 2010
  2. I used to buy lottery tickets every week,

    Until I figured out that you could watch it on TV for free.
     
    #7462     Jun 24, 2010
  3. fhl

    fhl

    Doctor: The tests show that your cancer is advanced. You have six months to live.

    Patient: But, doc, I can't pay off my medical bills in six months.

    Doctor: In that case, you have six months more.
     
    #7463     Jun 24, 2010
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    True Story

    "Doctor, when I raise my arm I hurt all over..."
    "Don't raise your arm!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #7464     Jun 24, 2010
  5. Yannis

    Yannis

    Great NewYorker Cartoon

    A couple in bed, she turns to him with an annoyed look in her face:

    "Stop making that breathing sound!"

    :) :) :)
     
    #7465     Jun 24, 2010
  6. Police say 10 "angry women" detained an accused changing room peeper at a thrift store in East Tennessee until officers arrived.
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    a second hand store in tennesee? shoot, they was all his cousins, cept for his 2 sisters.
    Thirft store women, well that explains it, they were afraid the peeper would have told everybody about thier genital warts.

    poke the pervs eyes out,,,,ever heard of an eye for an eye

    What a story! Think I'll pop the top off a Lowenbrau. It just doesn't get any better than this!
     
    #7466     Jun 24, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Made In Argentina

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7467     Jun 25, 2010
  8. fhl

    fhl

    "You guys line up alphabetically by height. You guys pair up in
    groups of three, then line up in a circle."
    Bobby Bowden, Florida State football coach
     
    #7468     Jun 25, 2010
  9. "He [Obama] also pressed legislators to send him another proposal they omitted from the compromise financial package - a tax on big banks"

    Every solution to every problem has one common denominator - a new tax.

    "Now men, we may fuck up regulation like others who have gone before me, and there will be some unintended consequences but the important point is this new tax"
     
    #7469     Jun 26, 2010
  10. TGregg

    TGregg

    There really isn't any inflation. . .

    A few hundred years ago, some dude bought Manhattan from an Indian for $24. And to this day, you can still go there and buy a Manhattan for $24.
     
    #7470     Jun 26, 2010