More Candidate Lies http://www.theonion.com/articles/candidate-may-have-lied-about-heroic-death-in-viet,17600
In hindsight, I was never prepared to start trading. No plan, no edge. Here's me when I thought I was about to embark on a trading career to earn a million dollars in no time...
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I saw my sikh friend today, who I haven't seen in 10 years. It's been a while, but I can tell you this, that fucker hasn't changed... His Turban. ah ha haha ha ha haha ha.
What do you do when a {whatever} man throws a pin at you? Run like hell because the gernade is still in his mouth.