American officials aren't sure how well things are going in Afghanistan, but local officials say that high school dropouts are being cut in half.
10 things you need to know before opening bell. 1) This time it's different. So far this is all I got.
Be prepared with handy excuses. Options range from shadowy conspiracy groups such at the PPT to cool catch phrases like Irrational Exuberance.
Here's Some More Have you heard any of these pearls of market wisdom? Parts of the market are starting to get cheap based on fundamentals We could go down and test the recent lows before breaking out We could make significant advances for a while but be careful Hedge fund churning could go on for a long time This is a critical level to hold or we could have a way to go either way Don't want to catch a falling knife, just get a good price I would start to nibble in here but want to keep some power dry We are starting to get constructive on the market Could be a good time to sell some and buy if you have a long term time horizon We may be a few weeks early, but we don't want to be late I really think that today could be significant for the global markets...
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All very funny/good - but the sad part is that some people actually pay attention to the outright yahoo's who get paid big bucks to spout such crapola. "Time to buy - unless" "Time to sell - unless" - aaahhhgggrrr major pet peeve, right up there with those who don't understand percentages.....for example. "We beat the S&P 500 returns by 10%." Well, S&P returns were 3.1% so did they do 13.1% (sadly, many actually believe that) - of course we know it's only 3.41% approx. Anyway, thanks for putting a list together, I can turn off CNBC now, LOL. Don