Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. fhl

    fhl

    Seven foot doctors are setting up practice next to the basketball arena.
     
    #7411     Jun 15, 2010
  2. fhl

    fhl

    If you have herpes, experts say you should not withhold it from a loved one.
     
    #7412     Jun 15, 2010
  3. fhl

    fhl

    American officials aren't sure how well things are going in Afghanistan, but local officials say that high school dropouts are being cut in half.
     
    #7413     Jun 15, 2010
  4. 10 things you need to know before opening bell.

    1) This time it's different.


    So far this is all I got.:D
     
    #7414     Jun 16, 2010
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    Be prepared with handy excuses. Options range from shadowy conspiracy groups such at the PPT to cool catch phrases like Irrational Exuberance.
     
    #7415     Jun 16, 2010
  6. Yannis

    Yannis

    Here's Some More

    Have you heard any of these pearls of market wisdom?

    Parts of the market are starting to get cheap based on fundamentals
    We could go down and test the recent lows before breaking out
    We could make significant advances for a while but be careful
    Hedge fund churning could go on for a long time
    This is a critical level to hold or we could have a way to go either way
    Don't want to catch a falling knife, just get a good price
    I would start to nibble in here but want to keep some power dry
    We are starting to get constructive on the market
    Could be a good time to sell some and buy if you have a long term time horizon
    We may be a few weeks early, but we don't want to be late
    I really think that today could be significant for the global markets...


    :) :) :)
     
    #7416     Jun 16, 2010
  7. Yannis

    Yannis

    Not Real Funny But Fun

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    :)
     
    #7417     Jun 16, 2010
  8. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a213_n14.jpg" alt="some_text"/>
     
    #7418     Jun 16, 2010
  9. fhl

    fhl

    <img src="http://208.106.250.72/_media/imgs/articles/a213_n20.jpg" alt="some_text"/>


    Did you ever hear the sound of one hand clapping?
     
    #7419     Jun 16, 2010
  10. All very funny/good - but the sad part is that some people actually pay attention to the outright yahoo's who get paid big bucks to spout such crapola. "Time to buy - unless" "Time to sell - unless" - aaahhhgggrrr major pet peeve, right up there with those who don't understand percentages.....for example.

    "We beat the S&P 500 returns by 10%." Well, S&P returns were 3.1% so did they do 13.1% (sadly, many actually believe that) - of course we know it's only 3.41% approx.

    Anyway, thanks for putting a list together, I can turn off CNBC now, LOL.

    Don
     
    #7420     Jun 16, 2010