Getting Married Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." *Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course we do." *Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All kinds " *Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely." *Jacob: "How about various kinds of suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!" *Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?" Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works." *Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely." *Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We sure do." *Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes." *Jacob: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure." *Jacob: "Excellent! Now, how do we go about using this store as our Bridal Registry?"
funny you should post the bridal registry joke, I was looking around this morning and found this: The angry pharmacist. The stuff sounds legit can hardly blame him, funny stuff at times. "Iâm sure this post is full of grammar and spelling mistakes. To all the people who like to point them out, go fuck yourself. Iâm a pharmacist, not some soft-science English major douchebag. If you are the type who likes perfect English and grammar, then go to a squishy website that reeks of deep literary self-masturbation. If you are the type that wants to see the âreal storyâ of pharmacy, read bad words, have dirty sex with multiple Thai hookers while drinking Jack Daniels from their unwashed hoo-hahs, welcome to the party and ignore the shitty grammar. Remember, PHARMACIST not PROFESSIONAL WRITER." http://www.theangrypharmacist.com/archives/2009/02/medical_pissing_in_our_cornfla.html
Musharraf calls Bush on 11th sept. 2001. Musharraf: Mr. President, I would like to express my condolences to you. It is a real tragedy. So many people, such great buildings... I would like to ensure that we had nothing in connection with that........ Bush: What buildings? What people?? Musharraf: Oh, and what time is it in America now? Bush: It's eight in the morning. Musharraf: Oops...Will call back in an hour!
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Concerned about space, the local town council is expected to pass an ordinance to regulate the size of caskets. There is said to be stiff opposition to this proposal.