Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    While a diet consisting predominantly of french fries leads to the use of liqueur? :)
     
    #7381     Jun 11, 2010
  2. Yannis

    Yannis

    And we all know that frequent use of liqueur leades to frequent practice of tourner et courir, right? :)
     
    #7382     Jun 11, 2010
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    #7383     Jun 11, 2010
  4. :D good one
     
    #7384     Jun 11, 2010
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    #7385     Jun 11, 2010
  6. South Korea and the USA playing on the same day.

    I'm going to be so fed up with eating hot dogs by the end of it.
     
    #7386     Jun 12, 2010
  7. Obama Tells UK No Hard Feelings over BP Oil Spill
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    Meanwhile back at the dividend ranch........it's a dark and stormy night.... widows and orphans are waiting for an ass kicking....

    :D
     
    #7387     Jun 12, 2010
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    I once stole a sign that said “not responsible for lost or stolen items.” then i lost it. (not my responsibility.)

    Burger King's burgers never look like I expect them to but, their workers do.

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    When in roam, watch out for those hidden charges.

    Don't ever give up unless it is hopeless.

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    Yo momma's so fat, tinyurl.com was like, "Even I can't make that bitch smaller!"

    Just saw commercials for The Karate Kid and The A-Team. Since it's apparently 1984, I am really looking forward to experimenting with weed.

    On this day in 1626, Manhattan was sold for $24. Today, you can buy a Manhattan for $24 at most places on the island.
     
    #7388     Jun 13, 2010
  9. My doctor said I'd sleep better if I stop drinking coffee and alcohol. He's probably right. Most days that's the only reason I get up.
     
    #7389     Jun 13, 2010
  10. I’m thinking of getting a dog from the local shelter, naming him Nostalgia & letting him run away.
     
    #7390     Jun 13, 2010