Bush was in office he would do anything for oil , even go to war. Obama comes into office and millions of gallons just washes up on his doorstep.
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I really can't get over people who don't realize that the Bible covers every topic you can think of. Even constipation. 1 Cain wasn't Abel 2 King David sat on the throne for forty years 3 Solomon - neither heaven nor earth could move him
I got so depressed last night thinking about the economy, the government, health care, real estate prices, the stock market, the federal deficit, Iraq , Afghanistan , global warming, my savings, Social Security, credit card debt, oil spills, teabaggers... I finally called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and told them I was feeling suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
Hitchcock's 'That's What She Said' Joke Is Its First Known Recording! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/10/hitchcocks-thats-what-she_n_607689.html