I was checking out various entries and images for "30 degree slope" and a sponsored ad asked "Do you need an elevator?"
Starter pistols are banned from the 2012 olympics as the french competitors run in the wrong direction
Hollywood is doing a remake of the Wizard of Oz and are scheduling auditions. First call to read for the part of the Cowardly Lion being held in Paris this weekend.
Frenchie: Les Américains sont comme un vulgaire, la guerre bouquet d'amour. Me: I resemble that remark!
Estate Tax: "Although the tax affects only about 5,500 estates a year, it is such an incendiary issue that when Congress unexpectedly let it lapse at the end of 2009, financial advisers warned that it might play a macabre factor in the end-of-life decisions being weighed by heirs of elderly Americans. Some estate lawyers worried that tax considerations might prompt their clients to keep an ill relative on life support through the end of 2009 to get the favorable treatment ââ¬â or worse, resist life-prolonging measures to hasten a relativeââ¬â¢s demise before the end of 2010. " http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/09/business/09estate.html?src=busln
Bernanke Warns Congress Not To Cut Spending, Cautions About 'Fragile' Recovery Plan A, There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; Pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations. They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. Plan B, Get rich or die trying.