You're getting close to the "sum yung guy" standard. I knew you 'd take that as a personal challenge.
When you hear a Hedge Fund Manager say, " Hey, guys. I fucked Uma Thurman", this is what he means............. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/uma_blond_fury_at_starr_GCrecRWfPFMHP7CAXGqH3M I'll bet my ole buddies Sam Antar and Gary Weiss laugh at that one.
head of the federal agency that regulates the industry resigned under pressure, "Pressure" ahahahahahaaa bet her name was mud. ah hhaaahaaaa:
I'm just feeling so patriotic today. I'm going down to the diner and order some freedom fries. Tonight on my date I'm going to take a pack of freedom ticklers.
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D.L is my favorite. I printed the lyrics and tried to sing this, No way. <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dpJNadW0PIo&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dpJNadW0PIo&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
A Fish Tale A baby crawfish and its mother were enjoying themselves along a ditch when the baby crawfish who had gone ahead, comes flying back down the ditch. The mother followed and asked, "What is the matter?" The baby crawfish answers, "Look that big thing right there." The mother says "Don't worry about that; it is just a cow." So they keep going. Then the baby crawfish comes flying down again. The mother asked again, "What is the matter?" The baby says look at that thing right there. The mother says "That is just a dog; it will not hurt you," so they kept going. Then suddenly the mother goes flying by the baby crawfish. The baby crawfish asked its mother what's wrong, and the mother said, "Fast! Let's get out of here!! That's a Cajun and they'll eat anything!!!"
One day, Boudreaux had a sign in his yard that read "Boat for Sale." Pierre came by and said, "Boudreaux ... tell me sometin ... why you got dat sign in dat yard dat say 'Boat for Sale'? Mais, you ain't got no boat!" Boudreaux replied "Mais no I don't got no boat, but see my car over dare by dat sign?" Pierre responded "Mais yeah I see dat car." Boudreaux then said "And see my trailor over dare by dat sign?" Pierre said "Mais yeah I see dat trailor." Boudreaux said "Mais Pierre, dey boat for sale, wats de matter wid you!"