Jokes 2

What do they call a really ugly young maiden in China? Yung Chow Yuck

 

The only men who really understand women are Ben and Jerry.

 

What do you call a Chinese 69?

Twocanchew

 

I was told as a child that I had a photographic memory.
But I never developed it.

 

I went for a job interview.

''Where would you like to see yourself in five years time?'' he asks me.

I thought and said ''Suspended with full pay''

 

I went for a job at a building site.

The foreman asks me 2 questions "can you make coffee? And can you drive a dumper truck??"


I asked him "why, how big is the coffee pot??

 

Fool me once, four hour erection. Fool me twice, my power-point presentation gets rescheduled.

 

The Gulf Of Mexico oil spill is so bad.

Yea how bad is it?

It's so bad, Sponge Bob has tar balls in his sponge pants.

 

Why does the River Seine run through Paris?


Wtf? a rhetorical joke.

 

Cash clerk to customer: "I am sorry miss but this fifty dollar bill is counterfeit!"

woman: "Damn! I've just been raped up the butt!"