Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    Buddy Greene: The Harmonica Virtuoso

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7201     May 18, 2010
  2. Despite their poor performance in the Beijing olympics, France have devised a strategy to help them win more medals in the 2012 olympics.

    They are replacing their athletes with their soldiers.
     
    #7202     May 18, 2010
  3. a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take it if you drink right as i took a shot
     
    #7203     May 19, 2010
  4. 1)Consumer inflation vanishes, a boon for borrowers

    2)Consumer inflation vanishes, giving Fed more room to keep rates low for borrowers

    3) Consumer inflation vanishes, free beer tomorrow.
     
    #7204     May 19, 2010
  5. TGregg

    TGregg

    If drug commercials make you so mad you are shooting at your TV set, maybe you should up the dose. ;)
     
    #7205     May 19, 2010
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    #7206     May 19, 2010
  7. Yesterday while I was walking my dog I spotted through slightly parted curtains of my neighbors house a man making love to my neighbor's wife. Immediately I called him at the bar he works at.

    "Hey, buddy." I said, "Get over to your house immediately! I am out walking the dog and I've spied a guy humping your wife right now in your living room."

    "What!!," he exclaimed, incredulous. " You have got to be kidding me!"

    "I kid you not, buddy! Here, I will sneak up to the window and get a pic with my phone cam and send it to you!".

    So I crept up took a picture and sent it to him.

    After a moment of silence, he groaned disgustedly. " Yeah, I know that guy. It's Jack Tate! That son of a bitch will fuck anything that moves!"
     
    #7207     May 20, 2010
  8. After a moment of silence, he groaned disgustedly. " Yeah, I know that guy. It's Jack Tate! That son of a bitch will fuck anything that moves!"
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    reminds me of the guy who walks out of the mens room and said to the bartender.

    There's a guy bent over the sink getting fucked in the ass and another guy right behind him fucking him in the ass.

    The bartender said " The guy in the middle, was he wearing a blue shirt?"

    The man said "yes he was"

    The bartender says "Oh that's Jack Tate, he's lucky playing cards too."
     
    #7208     May 20, 2010
  9. fuck it. I'm going to throw out myreal family childhood photo's and start a new album with these real life pix. Now see that kid on the left, that's me, yup. (Notice the wet spot, that's why I prefer dark pants to this day)The other people in the photo are paid models cheap losers), not related to me at all.



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    #7209     May 20, 2010
  10. Ya got that right, yup Marvin Gaye was my babysitter, notice how he's not paying any attention to me (sigh).



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    #7210     May 20, 2010