Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. Yannis

    Yannis

    OK, I'm A Little Slow Today...

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7151     May 10, 2010
  2. The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trail all day. When they had stopped to take a rest Tonto placed his ear to the ground and listened.

    "Buffalo come," remarked Tonto.

    "How can you tell, Tonto?" asked the Lone Ranger.

    "Face sticky!"
     
    #7152     May 10, 2010
  3. What's a Grecian Urn?

    Considerably less than he used to.
     
    #7153     May 10, 2010
  4. TGregg

    TGregg

    Groan.

    I am SO using that tomorrow at the office. ;)
     
    #7154     May 10, 2010
  5. "Greece not looking for bailout". Good...

    ...I don't want my taxes spent on a musical that's clearly had its day.
     
    #7155     May 10, 2010
  6. We cant decide where to go for our holiday this year, Portugal or Greece. My wife was leaning towards Greece.

    I wish she'd stand up straight when I'm talking to her.
     
    #7156     May 10, 2010
  7. A much better use for that old computer:



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    #7157     May 11, 2010
  8. fhl

    fhl

    I went to the mall yesterday to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find any.
     
    #7158     May 11, 2010
  9. I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down
     
    #7159     May 11, 2010
  10. I bought my son a booster seat for the car.

    Fuck knows where he landed but it works great.
     
    #7160     May 12, 2010