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pfffttt. I think I got a pink sheet virus, probably from a Sykes e mail or sumpin.

 

So what's so bad about an oil spill?

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Marrying A Good Speller Is Very Important

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take the poison. good one.

 

How do you get a bunch of old ladies to say "fuck you!"?

Yell "Bingo!"

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2010/05/04/1415023/2-injured-in-bingo-battle.html

 

That's very informational, T, thanks! I always want to keep current with who pulls a knife down there in Charlotte (5 short states away) and why, I can't help it...

 

Crossword puzzle with coupon.

 

Do you have a small, incontinent dog?

Or perhaps you work for a small dog rescue of some sort. Either way, I have a package of small doggy diapers. I don't want to throw them out coz they are pretty expensive. (as someone with a small, incontnent dog would already know). Please don't try to put them on a cat. It won't work. Trust me.

 

hilarious

 

We, Fat Americans



I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world...
I told them anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!