Another Canadian joke I found: Newfoundlanders have the Lowest Stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life. Newfie Medical Dictionary Artery............................. The study of paintings Bacteria......................... Back door to cafeteria Barium........................... What doctors do when patients die Benign........................... What you be, after you be eight Caesarean Section........ A neighborhood in Rome Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty Cauterize...................... . Made eye contact with her Colic.............................. A sheep dog Coma............................ . A punctuation mark Dilate............................ . To live long Enema........................... Not a friend Fester........................... . Quicker than someone else Fibula........................... . A small lie Impotent........................ Distinguished, well known Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work Medical Staff................. A Doctor's cane Morbid........................... A higher offer Nitrates......................... Cheaper than day rates Node.............................. I knew it Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted Pelvis................. .......... Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative.............. A letter carrier Recovery Room............ Place to do upholstery Rectum......................... Nearly killed him Secretion...................... Hiding something Seizure........................ . Roman emperor Tablet........................... A small table Terminal Illness............ Getting sick at the airport Tumor........................... One plus one more Urine............................. Opposite of you're out
back in the day I worked in a hardware store, no women worked there and maybe 5% of the customers were women. Working with all men was pleasant and I looked forward to it. That's the way it was back then, not passing judgement on women in the workforce or working with them there after.
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I was randomly checking something about Cramer and didn't know this site existed. It's called dickipedia. http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Jim_Cramer
......young entrepreneurs who set up a lemonade stand opposite Buffett's famously unpretentious home, selling to the sightseers stopping by for a glimpse. The sliding price scale: â$1,000 (for) Billionaires, $100 (for) Millionaires, 50 cents (for) New B Shareholders.â I'm going to head over to Omaha and sell "Goldman Sachs synthetic lemonade" Imported from France. How's this for the name? "Ã toute allure" (full speed ahead) I'll be working on my recipe and pricing later in the day.
How's this for the name? "Ã toute allure" --------------------- Red Bull was taken. Of course I could go with GS'n me.
My lemonade can range from 20 calories to 800 calories per serving which contains water or "water" equivalent.