One of the best was when Carmen said, "I'm taking Dale to see Dr. Zhivago." Yogi shouted from the other room........"What the hell's wrong with him now?"
SEC Staffers Watched Porn as System Crashed If they were reading the Bible on co time they'd probably be called a wierdo. Yo, whatchew got on that disc? Umnnn. nothing.. just the New testament. fucking wierdo.
A few more Yogism's "He hit's from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious." "The wind is always blowing against the catchers when they're running." "It ain't the heat, it's the humility." "So I'm ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face." "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"
from another board I thought was pretty funny. "The âretail investorâ is nothing but an âexit strategyâ for Wall Street and a âtax IDâ for government."
There I was, sat in the waiting room, sweaty, shaking, and nervous about the results of my test to be revealed. The doctor walked in, then sat down, I look him in the eye and said, "Doctor, give it to me straight!" "That's impossible, we're both men", he replied, "Plus I don't want Chlamydia."
Church Bulletins: -------------------------- The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.' -------------------------- Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. -------------------------- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you. -------------------------- Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. -------------------------- Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. -------------------------- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs. -------------------------- Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get. -------------------------- Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days. -------------------------- A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.. -------------------------- At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice. -------------------------- Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones. -------------------------- Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children. -------------------------- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.. -------------------------- The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility. -------------------------- Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow. -------------------------- The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon. -------------------------- This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin. -------------------------- Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done. -------------------------- The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday. -------------------------- Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door. -------------------------- The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy. -------------------------- Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.. -------------------------- The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.
I was at this 7-11 and this girl in a bikini top stopped me to ask directions. I just kept saying to myself, "Don't stare at her tits, don't stare at her tits." Then she said, "Don't stare at who's tits?"
âJerkâ Insurance. Real estate has been a closely-watched gauge of the recovery. But behind the headlines, there's another indicator of how the recovery is shaping up â âjerkâ insurance. Thatâs a term some real-estate insiders use when they want to have a caveat on a sale that prevents the buyer from reselling the property within the next few years, making a huge profit and making the seller âlook like a jerk.â Donald Trump, Bill Ackman and Carl Icahn use it, Bloomberg reports.
It's not uncommon for developers to have a flip clause where if you flip it quick then a percent of the proceeds is given to the developer. The intent is to hinder (not prevent) developers from having to compete with their clients. As we all know, it did not work. Everyone took a beating. But as prices were going up it was deemed to build stability into a new development.