Old Man's Solo Sex It's Hell to be Old OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.' The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.
It started with bankers in the U.K. asking 'Where can we find some pansies to sell this CDO crap to?" UK "We are going to make ourselves rich by selling wothless CDOs dressed up as jewels to your fishermen banks" Iceland "Yeah we are getting rich.... Big Party." UK "We will even sell short and bet against the crap we sold you" Iceland "Hey, this stuff melted down and is worthless." UK "By the way we expect you to tax all your citizens 3 million dollars each to make up for our 'losses'". Iceland "FU - stuff it. We voted and ain't paying." UK "We'll start seizing your international assets till you pay." Iceland "FU. Enjoy some volcanic ash." UK "Stop.... you're sinking our economy!" Iceland "Maybe you should of thought about that before you demanded repayment on the worthless crap you sold us." UK "Choke....cough.... choke...."
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