Jokes 2

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by gwb-trading, Apr 30, 2007.

  1. #7021     Apr 16, 2010
  2. TGregg

    TGregg

    Wow, those guys are great. They looked and moved just like the originals.
     
    #7022     Apr 16, 2010
  3. Yannis

    Yannis

    How To Keep Up With Collapsing Economics

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7023     Apr 17, 2010
  4. Yannis

    Yannis

    Who Cares About Bond Spreads?

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7024     Apr 17, 2010
  5. I'll see your two zorba's and raise you one polka




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    #7025     Apr 17, 2010
  6. A group of 40 year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice buns.

    10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was very good and the wine selection was good also.

    10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed where
    they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in peace and quiet
    and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean.

    10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was wheel chair accessible and they even had an elevator.

    10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been there before.
     
    #7026     Apr 18, 2010
  7. Hats off to the icelandic people.

    First they declared themselves bankrupt...

    Then they set their island on fire....

    Anyone else smell the mother of all insurance frauds?
     
    #7027     Apr 18, 2010
  8. Yannis

    Yannis

    Yup. This Is A Big One...

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    :) :) :)
     
    #7028     Apr 19, 2010
  9. My problem is it takes me five weeks to read the book of the month.
     
    #7029     Apr 19, 2010
  10. fhl

    fhl



    The execs from fnm and fre were in the Virgin islands and were bragging that they made millions in bonuses having their companies make a trillion dollars of worthless loans and that the gov't bailed them out.

    The Icelandic gov't officials were also there and said that the volcano insurance proceeds would bail out their whole country.

    The fnm and fre lawyers asked them how to start a volcano.
     
    #7030     Apr 19, 2010